Glad I made it in time to defend Red Velvet and Key Lime's honor, but damn, am I glad I missed the last round, cake-wise. German Chocolate vs Funfetti is just not fair.

Not using girls under sixteen doesn't seem like much of a sacrifice when you can get an over-16 girl to achieve the same look with ED.

@A Small Turnip: And apparently not only is he vile, hateful, homophobic (and not to mention the very definition of misogynistic) he can't even write a 'joke' that makes sense. WTF does Jake have to do with Heath's death? The remark would have been better suited for Mary Kate Olson and even then it wouldn't have made…

Oh and apparently, Julia Roberts is baby Jesus.

I love Mo'Nique, but it seems silly to tell everyone to mind their own business, while...not minding her own business.

I wish it'd been Fallout: New Vegas. I like to drink Mountain Dew Voltage or Baja Blast while I'm playing Fallout 3 and pretend I'm drinking Nuka Quantum.

@marilynsghost: He made it hard. I had to wait six years before I had the courage to even stand up to him and make him come out of hiding to get it.

I feel bad for her, but also envious that she has someone so supportive of her through this time. My exhusband threw a hissy fit of epic proportions when I couldn't resume sex with him after giving birth because of a botch up job when they stitched my perineum. For six months, he pouted and referred to me as "broken",…

With how quick she was to chalk up the situation of both women as due to being"bad mothers", I'd say both blinds reflect more on the writer than they do the subjects.

I guess I'm weird, 'cause I thought correcting your kid's homework mistakes, even when you're far away and have to do it by fax, is a sign of the good mom who will do what she has to to be involved in her kids' education. Being at home doesn't necessarily make you a good mother any more than being away will…

@meritxell: an erotic life: Ah that was good, you pulled a Lemon. And by that I mean did it awesome.

The idea that she isn't traditionally attractive makes my want to Liz my pants.

One thing always helps choose an eyeliner that has moisture. A dry pencil will drag on your skin and make it very difficult to apply. I prefer a roll up eyeliner pencil by Jane that you can get in the drug store, but I like the Clinique brand, too. Bonus: if you mess up a bit, you can just smudge it into submission…

Anna Faris in Smiley Face?

@bluebears: Or Friends With Money, another one for Aniston.

Aw, did we hurt the precious wittle predator's feelings? Don't care.

@mocksun: So she'd be in her early 30s? Sounds about right.

@viviangrrrl: That's exactly what I thought! And some of those tattoos are faded, too. You don't amass that many tattoos that fast and see them deteriorate that quickly.

Thank you all. Still reeling. Lung cancer, liver disease, and pancreatic cancer. No wonder she is refusing chemo.

I'm supposed to have this great weekend planned, but I just found out a friend of mine is dying, with no chance of survival. I can't get it out of my head. I keep trying to distract myself but I can't even play video games ffs. Any of my fellow Jezbians who follow my posts at all will know that's kind of a big deal.