@the glamwich: And Joe Francis attends the product launch.

"when you smell it you will know it will come from a young woman."

If I was born in this generation and was still into Barbies, I would totally pretend Darren and Barbie were Hank and Kendra.

@Holly Green: I guess I should add that no one reads that blog except for us, lol. Here's an entry I fell in love with him for, though: [ithinkhesretardedorsomething.blogspot.com]

@Stagtasticfantastic: This morning my boyfriend was beaming when he farted across the hallway in such a way that forced me to walk through his farticles. And it was particularly bad smelling. I think that put a positive spin on his whole day before he left for work.

@Jadis4742: I have every intention of ;)

@regenerator: Actually I think he's the funniest man alive and I will NEVER let him go. (We write a blog together, actually [ithinkhesretardedorsomething.blogspot.com])

@Hexapus: OMG I need to do that to him now.

There is nothing that pleases my boyfriend more than the sound of his own farts. He even cheers when one of them scares the cat. If he woke up because of his own fart, it'd be the best day of his life.

@N-Robes: Hey, that's not a bad thing to point out. I know a lot of people who do that very thing. I know only one girl that downloads pirated stuff, whereas I know at least ten guys that do.

How about "Afternoon Nap Mama"? Bitch has got to be tired by now.

That French gym sounds like my kind of place.

I heard another version of this statistic that basically said women are the majority movie goers now because men are too absorbed in video games: [www.geeksugar.com]

@Rooo sez BISH PLZ: I finally tried it the other night. I have to say, NOT BAD! I thought the taste would be overpowering and too "carroty" but it wasn't.

A part of me is fascinated and wants to wear them, just to see what happens.

The apology from the British police is probably the most sincere sounding I've ever heard in law enforcement fuck ups.

Wow, Feldman. Respect.

@Hortense: I think a lot of the kids who end up like Corey had parents who weren't thinking "Hey, it's a good idea to put my kid in a movie!" so much as "Hey, its a good idea to put my kid in a movie so I can live off their earnings!" The kids who put up with the latter, it's no wonder they don't make it. There are…

She reminds me of that one little girl, the brunette three year old, who was all "I don't cry! I love this! I love performing!" She was pretty kick ass, too!

@sincbt3: It doesn't matter what I find strange, it's what's generally rude and inappropriate. If someone hasn't given you any sign whatsoever that they are interested in sexually interacting with you, then don't go there.