I was much less eloquent on Twitter. I just said "I can't wait to bleed on it."

@ardentlilac: :) Hearted back!

@ardentlilac: Smaller is better for anal. And by that I only mean for when I shove the iPad up his ass for making that comment, of course.

Ugh. I just posted on my Twitter that I *knew* Apple was going to have to go smaller than the rumored ten inches, 'cause there are already 8in netbooks out there, and some dude (a fellow tech industry writer, not to mention) just haaaaad to Tweet back "oh its always about size with you women!"

@katie.scarlett.o'hara: If you'd ever like to pull those songs off your iPod and save them on your newest computer, so you can back them up on an external hard drive, let me know. I've got great instructions on how to pull your music out, easily, through the iPod back door. I thought it was going to be a huge deal…

@TurtleSpeak: My 28 year old boyfriend is one of the only men I know who doesn't buy into that "emotion is for women" garbage and I kid you not, since I've been reading Jezebel, I have been inspired at least twice a day to approach him with a hug and say "Thank you for being who you are." We need to uplift these men…

At first I read that name as Phoebe Price and thought, "Oh noes! Now Michael K is going to kill HIMSELF!"

@katie.scarlett.o'hara: Freakin' exactly. I feel that way every time they debut a "new" iPod. I only buy a new one every other season. Its the only way it ends up "worth it".

@katie.scarlett.o'hara: Same. I'm actually a tech industry writer and I couldn't give two shits less about this. Maybe I'm also just fatigued from the endless Apple cycle that comes up every season. They want to whip you up into a frenzy EVERY SINGLE TIME and it gets exhausting. I just don't have enough excitement in…

@PaintedTrollop: And Hitler's mom! True story!

@maggiethecat: @bluebears:

@Bunsen Honeydew: Now I feel stupid 'cause I just said that somewhere else and you already got it covered. But exactly! If you really believe we shouldn't allow women to have abortions, but that we should make up for the inequality by providing more support so they can have the same opportunities, then you need to put…

@Ipomoea: I want to see Sarah Palin and her "women need to know that they can still have educational opportunities when they have their babies" start a fund for free college tuition and child care for expecting mothers, and see those who funded this awful commercial donate to it. Put your money where your mouth is,…

@Bunsen Honeydew: I found it hilarious. Last week my boyfriend, who loves to comically invoke the name of Jesus every chance he gets, told me "Jesus wouldn't approve of your actions." I told him, "Oh yeah? Well, Jesus thinks you should have been aborted."

@DutchessOfDork: Its like the abortion lottery. "Choose life, ladies, and you could end up giving birth to a winner like ME! Never mind that you may end up sacrificing your ambitions, freedom, and LIFE to do so! I mean, just look at me! An award winning male athelete! You could give birth to pure gold!"

@PaintedTrollop: I know, its like they can't decide if they're the majority and obviously the most important when it comes to policy making and morality in this country, or the beleaguered minority who keeps getting silenced. Can't be both! I personally believe they are a minority that bellows loudly to give the…

@bluebears: Out here in Seattle we had Hasselbeck (yes, from THAT family) and freaking Shaun Alexander, jeopardizing an entire season because he cracked his foot but "Me and my wife prayed and I'm ready to play!" after only two days when no, he needed at least three weeks to recover. As I recall, it took even longer…

@battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch: It totally sends the message that women's lives are expendable in the face of raising red blooded American men. She risked her life and almost died! But God Bless Her, it was for football. What a patriotic, sanctified woman.

@sharkie792: I think the worst part is that most impressionable young women won't even be seeing it, but an entire army of potentially douchebaggy male football fanatics WILL see it and say "Damn right no woman's ever gonna abort MY baby!" and their sense of entitlement towards our bodies will grow even larger.…

@RubyPenelope: What makes that scenario with your friend so infuriating is that within the LGBTQ community, its often acceptable to hate on bisexuals who are acting on their bisexuality. If she never wanted to be with men, then she'd be a lesbian! That's how the definition works!