The owner himself is a hazardous material. Not too far of a stretch to imagine he contaminated the nail polish with his presence.

@lp8790: I didn't say I'd never done it, thanks for assuming though. How totally unnecessary.

@Bialia: After my dad bought me GTA Vice City when I was 19, he got himself a healthy addiction. I had to move back in for a few months after they demolished my apartment building, and he would sneak in to play it every chance he got. And my dad was a pastor! But he loved that he could shoot gang members and rampages…

It delights me endlessly that this cackling hens prattle on as self importantly as if they were discussing nuclear fission. Wow, what insight!

UGH I'm so sick of these "let's let men whine about problems that aren't problems so much as they are him wanting to enjoy his position of privilege without being challenged" columns. We get it, you're so selfish that you just want a predictable sex source without having to put in any emotional investment or work into…

@lp8790: Well, that's where you are wrong. You assume that everyone is just as shallow, when a lot of us aren't.

@lp8790: We live in a looks-based society so we need to both excuse it and perpetuate it? What a lousy attitude. Have fun defending your superficiality.

Spencer Pratt says he didn't question Heidi Montag's decision to have 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day because, "I stand to gain as much from this as she does."

I guess I'm the only one who's never been impressed by Dooce. *Yawn*

@napalmnacey is slutty, tyrannical: You're so welcome! I hope it works for you. I didn't have any cysts on my ovaries when I used it. It was nice!

@TurtleSpeak: I'm thinking it also has something to do with "We're in charge, and you're not, so live up to our standards or you're left out in the cold. You need us. So do as we say."

@fridaphile: Just started Tweeting it. If any of you ladies out there would join me I'd much appreciate it. You can find me @winnersusedrugs

Catalogues for Target? And this is a bad thing? Have they checked the current careers of past winners? Most of them would be relieved to have enough work that they were doing catalogues for Target. And the rest of them are busy leaving ANTM off their resume so they CAN get work!

@andheartss haz it: With all the racism that pours out of his mouth, too? That still all right with you ladies?

@fridaphile: Anyone want to start a Twitter trend called # scottbaioisatoolofepicproporti... ?

Want some real Lifetime movie material? I knew a girl in seventh grade who deliberately seduced her cousin and got pregnant by him on purpose.

@napalmnacey is an angry feminist: I know this is slightly off topic but have you tried Triphasil 28? I have endometreosis and it worked well for me.

@mbprice: Exactly! He reviews them for what they're worth in their respective genres and what they were written for.

I absolutely love him. Not only do I find him refreshing and usually agree with his assessments of most films (not always, but usually) but I too have appreciated his various feminist viewpoints. Loved how he took The Lovely Bones to task recently. And his review of that Benjamin Stein film was just utter brilliance.…

@GirlFailer: In all fairness, I did use Strivectin SD once and had some nice results but in NO WAY did it just make them all magically disappear.