Are they all small people? Cause I tried one and at 6'2" it was way cramped.

“Dealer” is also a term often applied to those who sell illegal substances.

Nothing named Volkswagen needs to be in my driveway.

I wonder if it comes with the usual rampant dysentery while drifting in the Gulf, Legionaires Disease and Covid plague ship perks.

This was only one egregious example of the many things Reagan did to start the ball rolling downhill for this country. Why people worship that shithead is beyond me.

True, but Twitter is a cesspool that brings out the worst in people.  So glad I’ve never caved to its siren song.

Human impact on genetic variability - artificial evolution via forced introduction of alien individuals that will likely survive to reproduce.

Air travel has become like taking the bus was back in the ‘70s.

Why THIS car at all, Mercedes?

It also helps when the chief compliance officer of the company is not the same person who pushed torturing inmates (with photos!) on US soldiers in a war zone prison camp.  How does one hire a person like this?  Surely her background was known.

There is really only one, with minor variations.

I guess I dated myself then. The cues have become much more subtle.

But they all look alike.

Like a meteor becoming a meteorite after it lands, so does the meat tube become the meat crayon after it encounters asphalt.

Size matters here. It proves their balls are gargantuan.

No logic amongst the G-men.  Logic is the Devil’s work, the mark of the Beast.

Moldy old slideshow format.

I wish they would just go ahead and change the word “parent” to something like “maker of questionable decisions” or a new word meaning that.  Would save a lot of explaining to damaged children later in life.

German Roulette.

An Altoids tin is not enough, based on my experience.  You have to line it with foil to make it invisible.  Sort of like what I have to do with my hats.