Judging by that video, people had WAY more fun back then than our fevered and hemorrhoidally-excruciating buzz-killing bullshit-filled era.

Don’t usually get a big hospital bill for Hantavirus, as it kills generally in 24 hours.

May they continue to struggle in all areas of their amplified lives.

Or both, but you don’t have to be a liar to be an idiot.

You mean “the youts?”

^^^^This. Their propensity for spontaneous crashing (with or without human intervention) will be IMMENSE.

I would second that, as a current owner.

Is Teigen famous for the same reason as another family whose last name begins with K famous?  They seem analogous somehow.

Isn’t methanol hideously toxic to humans?  What if the hose at the methanol station breaks and sprays it all over you?

By chance, is your weed guy named McConnell?

I bet Jeebus has something to do with this, in some deep dark cavern of righteousness, which we all know the poor have none of or they’d be rich.

Batman was never a cunning linguist.  Perhaps he could be taught.

Regular wheel becomes an option (+$5000) in 3...2...1....

Do you really want Dave Tracy building your house? 

The yacht?  Yes.  The car?  Yuck.

Yes, the overstated grillwork on most trucks these days is a mournful development.

Hideous Bugs Bunny impersonation. They have followed Lexus down a very deep design black hole that in 10 years will be a laughing stock.

Trump ripped the lid off the American Id, and it isn’t going to be replaced anytime soon. He gave permission for the weirdest of the weird to have a shot at going mainstream. He really ought to be put in a Guantanamo for narcissists.

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, maybe?  In the cold, all that waste heat from the battery can be piped via heat exchanger right into the cabin.

Sarcasm becomes you.