It’s because in a changing world that is leaving their former relevance behind, they have nothing else but pettiness with which to defend their indefensible position.

God, I love it when somebody just waltzes up to a fucked up law legacy and its attendant injustices and smacks it across the face, like NO. ENOUGH.

You misspelled “ass” in the headline, as in “

One day 30 or 40 years from now, DT will be an old guy who has about a hundred cats rescued from the streets crawling all over his house. You need a new hobby, man.

A friend in high school had a father who owned a Chevy dealership.  He got hold of a “Vega GT.”  That thing was a demon on a curvy road.  I don’t know what they had done to it, but it ran like a race horse.

Just because the thing is dolphin-hued doesn’t mean you should call it Flipper. It’s not faster than lightning.

Tesla should not be allowed to even call whatever it is they have on their cars “Full Self-driving” or any variation thereof, because it very simply is not. It’s false advertising. It’s like what we call artificial intelligence. Another misnomer. There is nothing autonomous about current AI, which the name implies in…

It’s emblematic of a failure of imagination on the part of the whole industry.  They have stopped moving forward, have stopped presenting new ideas to the buying public, and are simply appealing to nostalgia as a powerful marketing ploy.

Yeah, but the baby carrier under the console is pure genius!

Justin Bieber tours? Who knew? I thought he just hung around being the Beeb.

The fuel cell took Neil Armstrong to the moon.  It ought to be able to power a car on Earth.  If the infrastructure were there, the range anxiety would vanish.

The Tron livery is magnifique! I suppose the drivers will be required to wear the full kit, as well.

To the tune of Spider Pig:

People not even behaving badly, just irrationally.  There’s a death wish, a daring the virus to infect you.  Or maybe you just can’t fix stupid.

My God!  It’s revolutionary!  They’ll sell tens of them!

Don’t forget the “love.”  There’s bound to be more of that in this spraddle-legged over-raised thing.

Will it be a full back tattoo like in the photo?

Calling it “vaporware” at this point is generous.  It’s more like sci-fi.

Why is that used car salesman standing in front of the White House?