I always thought they were metaphorical representations of the seat belts we never got on these hulks. Of course we were all high on burnt diesel fumes, so we’d go limp in a crash anyway.

I want a Honda E, dammit.

He had kids.  Made a lot of money.  He got old.  After 30, one gets cautious.

If life on Earth goes that far down hill, what makes you think there will be the capacity to go and retrieve that commodity from its moonbase? If we are reduced to economic and technological desperation as a species, who exactly is going to have the wherewithall to go get it, let alone use it, to repopulate an…

At that price point, they should name it the Jeep Granfalloon, or just rebadge a Range Rover and sell that.

Nobody gets a rose in this episode.  Poor Tim.

Don’t really agree with your assessment of the ‘68 GTO, but I think it’s probably safe to drop the “alleged” modifier before the word “dirtbag” when describing Cuomo.

This didn’t really strike a chord, until I saw that photo of Trump practicing his air-concertina. Then I was thought, “Oh. Right. Now it makes sense.  It’s a grift, as per usual.”

Secretary of State in the 2024 Pompeo administration.

They’re not smarter than people give them credit for. They’re craftier than the average person not in sales.

Infrastructure is a renowned feature of socialism, as are police, fire, building inspectors, OSHA, USDA inspectors, and county road lane-line painters. That’s why you can’t get the right to vote for needed upgrades. They think, “What’s in it for ME, and to hell with everybody else?”

Roger that.

My father was Antifa, back in 1942 until 1945. He killed a lot of those Nazi f*cks with his machine gun.

I’ve never done a “How many can you eat?” with the Filet-o-Fish, but it would be several. Many, in fact. Ok, a dozen, but THAT”S IT.

Yes, it’s lovely, but its pulchritude will not make the action on track any less monotonous.

What color polo shirt should I wear to a drive-thru vaccination clinic?

Flawed premise doesn’t support the conclusion that he is studying what is in the adjacent illustration. He is simply the target audience for the car - a business critter reading a corporate report, or the emotional hook to the ad.

Since Jeep is looking for names for the Cherokee, maybe they would like to use a new one for this “Baby Jeep”:  The Beep.

I hobbled through 55, so everything above that seems like gravy.

The red one is nicer than the silver one, but the 3.0 in that crowd photo is the real beauty.