wouldn’t the zipper teeth be like penis nightmare fuel??

the way this is arranged makes it look like a lace butthole. like they’re crotchless and have just a bit of lace to make anal really fancy!

ughhhhhh that is depressing. i am sorry there is not even a redeeming carbohydrate based reason to live there. :(

eurgh that sounds not awesome. is there at least good pie? and like other carbs?

UGH GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. man i’m so sorry this is so complicated! your ring is beautious and i hope you find a solution <3

Aww poop! I hope you can find someone who'll make what you want! Maybe a small local jeweler could point you in the right direction? Good luck :)

oh yea i am not into pave either! they also do completely custom orders (if i remember correctly) i’d shoot them a message to see what they can do. if you want something super simple i can’t imagine it would be too hard for them to accommodate that! <3 good luck

there’s an etsy shop that custom makes bands to fit with your engagement ring and they’re not outrageous $$ my friend and i looked at it cuz she has an opal engagement ring. you make a mold of your ring and they make the band from that. https://www.etsy.com/listing/191081…

true love can’t melt steel beams

i appreciate your overall message that it’s most attractive when people love themselves and that it would be great if people could love themselves more.

literally the only good thing about heat death. NO CORDUROY

i don’t get it. like these are just copies of ugly clothes from the 70s. they’re not ‘a modern take on 70s hippie style’ or anything interesting. THEY’RE JUST THE SAME UGLY SHIT. ugh. like it’s bad cuz it’s ugly, but it’s also bad cuz it’s lazy!

i feel like these were all the rage in the early 2000s. along with a lot of other really awful styles. LET THEM DIE. PLEASE.

ugh no

i just snort laughed imagining that hahahahahha thank you

this lip color is perfeccccttion!!!

why’d she switch dresses??? that’s so sad and frustrating :(

longer answer: don’t use fucking comic sans as your default email font it’s fucking stupid

how is that selfish at all?!?!???????

are the words flash tats too??