or this. (French bulldog? Which I think may be the next dog I allow to adopt me. I bet they’re rare in the humane society but I can hope)

Yes.

should we chip in?

And Blerg should be a member of the approved commenters. Pretty Please.

I’ve been talking about this to Ellen and Elton and we have disbarred those people from being gay under section 1 of our charter that demands that only people who exist can be members.

Pretty much any alcohol has that effect on me if I drink it... Little late to the party boys

That sounds painful. Is there a cream for that?

You weren’t on the A train the other day, were you?

“appointment sex” always makes me think about the other things you make an appointment for. Like a massage. Which makes me think of “happy endings”. Or an auto tuneup. Which makes me think about “lube”. Or with a stockbroker. Which makes me think about “spreads”. So pretty much everything makes me think about sex. BRB…

What I hate is the advice to “shake things up! Have sex on a tropical beach!” or whatever. Not that there’s anything wrong with mixing up the routine, but let’s face it; it’s routine because it works. I’ve tried other shit and it’s uncomfortable or silly or just doesn’t do it for me.

Don’t mess with Texas. It’s not nice to pick on retards.

Padalecki and Ackles are both proud Texans. Of course most Texans are inexplicably proud. I mean good sports a BBQ, but that’s it.

Meanwhile, numerous other county clerks in Texas have been prepared for some time and have been issuing marriage licenses all day.

Today you have earned your title.

Absolutely agree. That’s why I moved! They think it’s still the 1940’s.

Same with the awesome mayor of Houston.

I imagine fucking time is going to go on for quite a while this weekend.

Ok now. What movie is this from??? Why does the Kotaku website keep showing me screenshots of unknown movies!