“Gay marriage is terrible but remember to be nice to gay people!”

Can I be the best man?

I’ve changed my panties like 13 times reading Scalia’s dissent

Clarence Thomas talking about dignity is pretty rich all things considered.

What’s next, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE ABLE TO MARRY DOGS?

Imma bring this out again.

Somewhere, Klaus is smiling.

Here you go!

Me rn...

I am going to have all the gay marriages.

I’d also like to point out that today is the 2nd Aniversary of the decision of Windsor v United States, which overturned DOMA.

Celebrate!!

*chills* Sometimes we can have nice things

I know it’s complicated, I know there’s more to come in the individual states, but I’m actually crying right now.

This kind of blows my mind. I won’t get out of bed in the morning until I’ve rubbed one out. Fuck breakfast; an orgasm is the most important part of my day.