Gremlin ears?

Moist

Well then you would have probably made a good lawyer - it’s these types that give all us other attorneys a bad name.

❤️ You

Hee, yes, Ryan. (James May also pushes an adjacent button.)

I’ve come to really appreciate your gif collection, it’s got character.

Master Blaster.

New product idea - it’s got “Shark Tank” written all over it.

Ah, Ralph Lauren’s Lauren. I loved that! Someone once told me my Anais Anais smelled like a prostitute. Never wore it again. And Calvin Klein’s Obsession! It was my favorite until my girlfriend borrowed it and ended up cracking the bottle and spilling it on a borrowed skirt (she sucked that weekend!), and the smell…

Masterbhat? The h is silent.

At least he’ll have 3 hots and a cot for 4 months.

Saved by the Cell.

I have seen a lot of celebs and been cool as a cucumber, but when I saw Ryan walking with one of the walking crew during the St. Patrick’s parade in 2014 I have never screamed so loud. My brother and his fiancee live in Boston so they were both like “who is that man and why is she freaking out and screaming ‘I love…

Into the hat?

That is the RIGHT opinion. I saw him marching in the 2014 St. Patrick’s Day parade in NOLA and I lost it. I was screaming like he was all 4 members of One Direction. He is even more handsome in person, with piercing eyes like a Siberian Husky. And his hair always has wind in it, somehow.

This is why I'm a lesbian with good taste

What a waste of a perfectly good hat.