I don’t really understand not wanting to take your future husband’s last name but being open to taking a random last name. If you don’t want to change your last name, that’s fine! My wife is the same way. She said she didn’t want to take my name because I don’t own her, I agreed and said it was a non factor to me, we…

See this is what I find annoying about this current nanny culture. Person A says something shitty to Person B. Person B says something shitty to Person A in response. And then Person A says “OMG YOU GUYS DID YOU SEE WHAT HORRIBLE THINGS PERSON B SAID TO ME?!?!” and people have to go on and on and on about it and write…

BAH GAWD THAT MAN HAD A FAMILY!

Them pros aint loyal.

I had a friend once who was all about pissing outside. I had no idea. One day he was hanging out at my house and asked if it was ok to go to the bathroom. I thought he was asking me where the bathroom was, so I pointed around the corner and said sure. He stood up, walked past me, opened the door to my backyard, and…

Ruined my fucking -1.5 bet.

You joke, but some people in this country have to work real jobs. You know what my dad did for 40 years? He worked for Rent a Center. He didn’t get to sit back and play agent, he had to move microwave ovens. He had to deliver kitchens...WHOLE, CUSTOM KITCHENS! He had to move refrigerators AND color TVs.

This is shocking, SHOCKING! I can’t imagine any professional athlete not wanting a teenage, home schooled, uber religious wierdo behind their back every minute of every day.

FYI, before they can appeal it, Gawker has to post a $50,000,000 bond.

They are going to MURDER next year!

I hate how the hardcore religious always tie “family” and “faith” together, implying that you can’t REALLY love your family unless you are all super religious together and spend every second of every day with each other. I mean, it’s brilliant as constructed...if you tie “you love your family so you have to love the…

Re: being selfless when you have kids. I think that’s the whole point of having kids. You’re willing to sacrifice all of your enjoyment in the world in order to have/raise/support/educate your pronegy. The parents who do that are awesome and they raise kids who end up being generally awesome parts of society. The ones…

God Hates Figs

I’m interested to see what happens with her stream six months down the road. Obviously it’s awesome that she’s more comfortable and she clearly is still a good looking person without all of the makeup and push up bras but the fact of the matter is, Twitch/Youtube is an entertainment source now. If she isn’t one of the…

He’s actually at a disadvantage by fighting at his walking around weight. That’s why nobody does it. When he cuts 30 lbs and fights someone who cut 15lbs, he’s bigger and stronger. When he cuts 0 lbs and fights someone who cut 15-20 lbs, he’s smaller and weaker.

It’s pretty easy to pack on 25 lbs in a couple of months. Hamburgers, fried chicken, orange soda.

He Randy Orton’ed himself.

I feel like this shit goes on all the time and I’m just not aware of it. And all of these memes are so fleeting that by the time it would get to a saturation level so as to be on my radar, it’s already over and the kids are on to the next one.

With the whole “what time period would you live in” question, I think we’re overlooking (in this fictional scenario) the fact that you still get to participate in the passing of time. So if you go back to...say...1995, you aren’t stuck in 1995 forever, in a decade you’ll be living in 2005 when the internet and media…

I think it was vs Big Show where he jumped from scaffolding onto him laying on a bunch of boxes.