Why is this waste of oxygen on gizmodo??? If I wanted crap like this I would be a TMZ.

Poll might be skewed on this site.

Very long prison terms are needed here. Someone could have been killed. That guy was either thinking he was going to die from a set up, or that he should have cleaned his car better after his last outing.

@Jeyl: Yes, ruining the Holy Trilogy by making the prequels is about as bad a capping off the trilogy with the ewoks.

And none of it was as cool as hitting light speed in Star Wars. Probably because star trek does in fact lick balls.

@wesfx: It warped right into private mode.

Just because they are getting married in the fall doesn't mean that they aren't getting divorced before spring.

Now I know most small business owners are cheap as fuck, and they could get away with screwing customers like this 20 years ago.... but does he idiot that runs the dealership not know the publicity this is going to generate???

As far as #4 goes.... COUNTACH!!!! is a cooler name and a MUCH better looking car.

That is all they got paid was $25 and they had to use their own can..... at their own risk? I know that stars refer to it as "minimum-wage", but isn't scale more than that?

Itunes has gotten worse and worse the last 3-4 versions. But the current one isn't as slow.... not way am I going downhill again just so apple can make a late-ass attempt at social networking.

Maybe they have kids? A guy I knew in high school would go get his moms car from the airport lot after she flew out for vacation. The only problem was that it was in Michigan. In the winter. So we return the car and all the cars in the lot were covered in snow except hers. I still don't know to this day what she…

I stopped reading at the 4th paragrapg. At the point I was sure that no one could be that stupid. The rag was on fire so you poured more gas on the rag???

@snark_attack: Said "SWM looking for SWM"... Sounded like it to me. Anyway I don't worry about what people think about the car. It's sad that people worry so much about stuff like that.

@snark_attack: See, some people have to continually make nervous jokes about other people's sexuality because of their own fears of discovery.

@D-Bomb: I tried to call you to get directions... but you never answered.... missing the calls because of poor reception?

Seems like not too long ago the trend was to make cell phones that were getting too small to use. Now they are making them too big.

@D-Bomb: Your denial is the issue.

1TB ipod classic

Fun, attractive, cheap.