Obviously this movie couldn't be any good. Everyone knows that a proper Steven Seagal movie has to have a title that can complete the phrase "Steven Seagal is…"

Superbad was really two crazy parties (and most of the best parts were before they got to the main party), so your initial statement can stand on a technicality.

And the fox from Furry Road.

It's "Herr Brained." It means you have a brain like a German man.

There's a surprisingly large amount of his coked up antics in the commercials, considering that sounds like something that's supposed to be an unexpected development.

I've been waiting for the review of this movie to come up so I could ask the AV Club community: Has anyone here every actually worked someplace that had these big after-hours office Christmas parties in the office, with booze and dancing and random coworkers hooking up that every workplace has in sitcoms? Every…

Did you see Bad Words? He plays a much different character than his usual, as you say, "generic" nice guy in that movie. It only has a 66% on Rotten Tomatoes (I mean, they still call that "fresh," but a third of the critics who saw it didn't like it) but I liked it a lot. If you like Bateman you might want to check it…

The only parts of the Arrow episode that you're likely to have problems with are character related, not plot related (just trust that everything people are talking about makes sense to them), and the Legends of Tomorrow episode is pretty straightforward.

The comic had a coalition of alien races* led by the Dominators invading Earth because they were afraid of all the metahumans Earth generates (if memory serves, the fact that the DCU's Earth's most powerful metas are aliens or people using alien technology was kind of glossed over). They captured a bunch of normal…

That and Constantine.

I was figuring that the Rebels assigned him the name when he started passing them info, since Ahsoka wasn't using it anymore. Like it's more the Rebellion's code name for their current best source of intel - their equivalent of "the asset" - than a mantel someone takes up.

I always called them "at ats" but figured that, in universe, that was basically a slang term for them - what Rebels and civilians and maybe Stormtroopers called them, especially when there were also AT-STs around, so "walkers" was too vague - and that Imperial officers and politicians would say "Ay Tee Ay Tee" or even…

It's a pop culture web site. When someone who's a part of pop culture dies, they do an "RIP" report on it. Asking them not to do that is like saying "do we need a weekend box office report every Monday?" or "do you need to give us a review of every damn movie your reviewers go to a critics' screening of?"

I made that exact same point on another comment before I read yours. I mean, if Westworld and Samuraiworld opened at the same time, it would make sense, but everything we've seen makes it seem pretty definite that Westworld was originally the all there was, and that "SW" has to have been a later addition or even…

You'd think if the company running Westworld was going to open a feudal-Japan-themed park, they'd call it "Eastworld," not "Samuraiworld."

Ed Harris. If you found out you were really Ed Harris, you'd become Ed Harris too.

We can accept a future world with androids indistinguishable from humans, we gotta accept that future guns - especially ones as chunky as the ones they were using - can hold way more ammo than modern ones.

Hey, for every person who would decide that the Zombie Apocalypse means no more having to worry about their appearance, there'd be someone who decides that the fall of society is an opportunity to reinvent themselves with whatever name, clothes, and hairstyle they always wanted but were afraid their (now dead) family…

Just addressing your final point: Teddy was always able to shoot the MiB - he did it in the pilot episode if memory serves. The bullets just couldn't kill him, which is why he was unharmed when he got back up. (I'm not saying they were entirely consistent - in the pilot the bullets bounced off him like he was…

I started expecting them to reveal that the security guards were actually in on the escape, instructed to make Maeve and the others think they were escaping while they were actually being released (and that, by extension, no one the hosts killed with the guns they took off the guards was actually dead, though that…