If I can put Rick's thought process into words here: "I'm about to kill the main opposition to my plans just days after killing the husband of the woman I have the hots for. Is there any chance this is going to look premeditated? I mean, he's clearly bitten right? That bite's obviously pre-mortem and there's no way…

Someone's kid had a birthday party at some point before the apocalypse. Helium tanks cost like $50 at a party store - not that expensive for someone who can afford an $800K home. They actually pointed out on The Talking Dead that helium in a tank lasts for ages.

Depends on how attached you are to the top of your skull.

That's the first cogent argument in favor of the Kardashians that I've ever heard.

The thing I love about this one is that "my collaborator's stride mother" totally sounds like the kind of purposely obtuse phrase a badly-written sci-fi character would use.

Drugs are actually allowed at Hogwart's but only if you buy them from shops on Medicin Alley.

The fuck was there first. You move your face.

My favorite gambit is the closeup of a woman arching her back with her mouth open and her eyes closed that the commercial does everything in its power to make look like an orgasm but you just know that in the actual episode she's really having a nightmare or being tortured or convulsing in pain or something. Every…

It sounds like the way you'd describe a person you really didn't like. I mean, in theory it seems like it should mean something that is humanoid but clearly not human but referring to it as "human-shaped" instead of "humanoid" makes it seem like something that could be mistaken for a human. Or maybe it's like a…

Clicking on a story just to see a woman in her underwear and then being disappointed because it was a video clip with no static page image and maybe people who have all the right options enabled on their computer got the underwear shot as the teaser image for the video but you don't so you had to enable the clip and…

With "Mona" they can just flip over a "W" if they run out of "M"s. I assume that if her name started with an "S" they could just use a dollar sign but what the hell are you going to use if you run out of "J"s?

Achieved through mirrors and misdirection?

Every episode this season so far has me more and more convinced: The 12th* Doctor is Rick Sanchez.

Yeah, something that occurred to me during this episode is how the realities of casting kind of throw a pall of artificiality over the show sometimes. Any of the survivors of the Drum would have made a perfect new companion, but that would mean adding a new person to the cast and the opening credits and TV shows don't…

Is one of those the one where they went to Hawaii and Daphne had to enter a surfing competition? I caught a Scooby-Doo movie like that on the Cartoon Network one Saturday a while back and was fascinated by how the thing was like one long love letter to Daphne. It seemed like it was clearly the result of someone who…

I want the courts to step in and legally emancipate Cosby's act then turn it over to the custody of another comedian, so that's Cosby's best jokes can live on separate from his career.

You'd rather they make playsets about mediocre child killers? Celebrate excellence!

Someone may have already mentioned this but blah blah blah Disqus: Carlos is building gadgets to take on the identity of a dead predecessor who actually had powers. He isn't NotBatman, he's NotBlueBeetle.

I've been saying Miko's a construct of an Evo and not an Evo herself since the first episode. Whenever someone makes a superhero world with the conceit that all of the ways in which the world varies from the real world are caused by a single source or event, they run into the problem of how to work in the more…

There was a lot of stupid in this episode, but I think the idea was that Molly gave them the "detect anyone anywhere in the world" ability, but they already had the "100 yard radius" version going before they caught her, possibly based off another, less powerful Evo or possibly just through a technological scanner. If…