I don’t think that’s a thing. And he’s got a very soothing voice.

Counterpoint: Cloud Atlas is one of the best films ever made!

Well you've never steered be wrong before!

Well you've never steered be wrong before!

Okay, but which character is the one that never wears shoes? 

If Tom Bombadil isn’t in it what is even the point?

This season has meandered so much that last week felt like the first real plot episode. It doesn’t help that they added two new villains at the last minute: one boring, one boring and pointless.

I liked the French dude when it was just "here's a zombie gendarme that shows up sometimes" but he can't really hold down chief antagonist duties.

Getting Koichi Sugiyama to allow even some of the music to be orchestral was probably like pulling teeth.

It’s pretty classic Ennis, in that the stuff that’s good is really good, but there’s also a lot of stuff that is either really bad or that just doesn’t add anything to the story. Plus you have the characters talk about how much they hate or love something that Ennis hates or loves every once in a while.

I wouldn’t say god-awful, but on the decline. Definitely not as good as, say, Tuca and Bertie.

Keep Dustin, Lucas, and Max, because part of Steve’s charm is in the cool big brother thing he’s got going on. Ditch Everybody else though.

Barb’s entire contribution to the show was trying to stop Nancy from having sex with a guy she wanted to have sex with and then dying because she was too incompetent to shotgun a beer. What a great character!

I haven't seen Legion, but I'm going to say yes anyway.

This is very good news, because Doom Patrol is almost certainly the best superhero tv show to date.

PG-13 movies are allowed one “fuck” per movie, so perhaps motherfuckers will continue to always be trying to ice skate uphill.

“Let me check for Blaculas...nope, no Blaculas although I’m not prepared to rule out the possibility of Caucasian vampires.”

Have her join the Guardians of the Galaxy!

Everyone, including Vibe’s boot (but excluding Vibe).

Hopefully you don’t let A.A. Dowd write multiple reviews of these new ones.

Detached is a strange feeling to get from the works of Grant Morrison, a man who cares so much about comics that he’s spent his entire life trying to make Superman real.