This is the the funniest thing all day. Good stuff.

Do you ever drive with your kid in the car? Why? Do you know how dangerous that is? That is far, far, more dangerous than leaving a kid in a parked car. Hundreds, maybe thousands of kids die every year in car accidents.

there are more convenience store robbings than car-jackings in the US every year (that might depend on the location, but thats generally true), also more people get shot outside of cars than in them. If you get amber alerts from CA, odds are you live there. I would definitely say that there are many more bad areas in…

I have some family in a small town in North Dakota. When I visit it’s always a bit of a culture shock for me when they go in a store and leave the car unattended, unlocked, and with the motor running. They do this to leave the A/C on because sometimes it gets frickin’ hot in ND.

The question in this headline should be on the test to decide if you’re allowed to vote. If you say “No” unequivocally, you’re too irrational to be allowed a say in society.

We had a little ‘potty chair’ folded up under the back bench seat of our 1989 Toyota Van, because my younger siblings would always have an ‘emergency’ while mom was in TJ Max. As the older brother it was naturally my duty to open the sliding rear windows to dump the pee out onto the parking lot pavement.

On an overcast, 60 degree day in a decent neighborhood I left my 3 y/o in the car to run in for one item at Home Depot that I had called ahead for and I saw from the parking lot that the store was not crowded. I came out 3 minutes later and there was a lady parked next to my car protecting my son and waiting to…

Why take the unnecessary risk? Just take your kid with you. Is your kid not worth those few extra seconds of time?

I got left in a car which was subsequently “attacked” by cows as a child, and I turned out just fine.

Your dog could help protect your child.

Well, the pic of the guy on the right is a candid photo, and the pic of the guy on the left is a mug shot, so... I drew my own conclusions.

Thank goodness I’m not the only one who doesn’t like this generic, douchey band.

This continues to be the funniest GIF.

While I agree that her back end needs some attention, you might want to choose your hashtags more carefully.

I’m actually more amused at how many people keep trying to spin this into a “win” for whichever side of the aisle they root for.

Homer mobile!

Not ugly, just nicely understated (and that’s a thing Ferraristi* hate).