Good for him. Most college kids would hit the pipe.

Fuck you Kinja.

P-Bev should’ve bought the kid a Warriors jersey to fully live out a fantasy.

Sometimes the lowest-hanging fruit tastes the sweetest.

Right before the hiring, his father Bill’s Twitter was hacked, showing a video of him smoking out of a gas mask.

“Cry, me”

“That was fugazi,” Johnson said.

I like it. What the fuck is the difference? They’re going to lose the series anyway. The whole “respect” and “bulletin board material” angle on sports is the tiredest shit. Go have fun and talk shit, Stanley.

“sorry dear, *we* didnt grab a fair ball.”