Did you even read the article? Or were you in such a rush to get down here and express your distaste of Kaep you didn't have the time?

Yeah..I tried snorting coke once...but the bubbles hurt my nose!

So much better.

Maybe even "Morning Bleeding."

LOL - unpronounceable names are the easiest thing to get around in a restaurant. Just fucking point to it and say "This one - sorry, I don't know how to pronounce this" with a sheepish smile. It takes like two seconds.

Because your attempt at humor is where the comedy gold is.

The Scampi is pretty bland sir.

Go get laid. You need it badly.

The day that just as many women read comics as men is the day you can have parity.

Just to cash in on a typo, in before the grammar nazis start whining about "verses" versus "versus". ;)

Well one has automatic fire and one doesn't. One is used primarily by enthusiasts and sportsmen and the other by the military. Go fuck yourself.

Dylan Farrow is the one who dragged Diane Keaton into this whole thing. By mentioning her by name in that letter, and saying she knew what was going on, of course Diane Keaton had to publicly respond. She politely waited until someone brought it up, then gave her views.

This was probably uploaded by the coroner.

They are probably something like a lawyer and a doctor during their everday lives. They volunteer at a local animal shelter in their spare time, or feed the homeless. They probably have fantastic personalities that I would love to get to know.

You forgot a kiss that can erase memories. Although not those of MoS.