LOL - unpronounceable names are the easiest thing to get around in a restaurant. Just fucking point to it and say "This one - sorry, I don't know how to pronounce this" with a sheepish smile. It takes like two seconds.

Because your attempt at humor is where the comedy gold is.

The Scampi is pretty bland sir.

Go get laid. You need it badly.

Well one has automatic fire and one doesn't. One is used primarily by enthusiasts and sportsmen and the other by the military. Go fuck yourself.

Dylan Farrow is the one who dragged Diane Keaton into this whole thing. By mentioning her by name in that letter, and saying she knew what was going on, of course Diane Keaton had to publicly respond. She politely waited until someone brought it up, then gave her views.

This was probably uploaded by the coroner.

You just can't what? Finish a sentence? And you talk about people not being adults. Be a grown up and write something or don't. This twee "I just...I can't even" is such a bail.

Something I have always noticed that is worth mentioning, is that technology is almost irrelevant in scenarios like this. It's simply more of an issue that people in America just don't care that much. There are exceptions to the rule, but most public service employees are horrible humans who just don't really care…

Agreed. Plus, he's implying that these guys are being torn from their families, and pressed into duty. There isn't an active SEAL on the planet who wouldn't love the opportunity to raid a ship in an operation like this.

It is not just a cultural thing it's also a thing the lads do (mainly stag nights) where you do that, you can respect a mate but can draw a dick on their face if you're drunk as well. I've seen worse. But disassembling your mates Lego kit then putting them in the correct bags I would not call that person an asshole or…

I would go find the biggest shitbox car I could find, one that barely runs, and get it registered and let it sit there in the driveway and rust to pieces. The bigger the better—some old Caprice, maybe.

Vote YES on mandatory English Proficiency testing.

Chipotle isn't as nice as people think.

The oldshaming here at Jezebel never seems to get old.

We don't like fatshaming, slutshaming - but old shaming is not only acceptable, it occurs on a regular basis.

This is why I am glad I have adblock. I don't mind turning it off if I enjoy a video, but there are so many out there that falsely advertise one thing and then do something else. It's way too vague to say that Superman led to anything. It'd be like an actor winning an Oscar and thanking the fast food restaurant they…

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Strange-people in the South are re-living the past?

God may have blessed Madison Rising, but He didn't bless them with talent.