Tucks couldn’t go old school and mention the Yellow Peril?

The problem with being the mouthpiece of an inveterate liar and obfuscator, even if what Trump says is actually truthful, there’s that scintilla of bullshit that one has to recognize is there, somewhere.

I’ve been keeping news free for the last couple of days, but I am following this story, just not closely. Has anyone mentioned that this story breaking when it did seem to happen right when something something for the Republican party? I need that deflection...!

If the Prez wants to get all hot and bothered about educational bona fides, what about Mayor Pete? Harvard grad and a Rhodes Scholarship recipient.

Siri, how much would it cost to medically sanitize a room...?

Whatever you do, don’t fuck with that person’s food. A small list:

I believe that, also. Since it was a new product and Coca-Cola Co was going to switch fully to HFCS, with New’s different flavor profile derived from Diet Coke, I guess they’d figured they just introduce New to supplant “old” Coke (because having the original and New on the market doesn’t make sense). Then, since…

As long as he’s getting his Hannity pillow talk with his cheeseburgers, he’ll be okay.

If I understand it right, New Coke was based on the Diet Coke (came out in 1982) formula, and that New was testing better than the “old” formula in taste tests. That there was such a negative reaction to New and having to release Classic Coke did surprise the suits.

Good luck getting a massage in the Metropolitan Correction Center in Manhattan, Jeff.

He might not get Fed time, but he’s facing the SDNY.

Wait, so should this endorsement pic be scrutinized also?

What, his MAGA hat at the dry cleaners?

Instead of Columbusing, it’ll be Trumping.

Let me guess: the kid’s not bleeding, so no harm no foul?

Don’t be a stupid ass and look directly at the sun whilst the eclipse is happening...

Can also be used as a legal document...!

WWHND? (What would HamNo do?)

Wait, what? He went to to Chicago and got spat on? I think something like that could be done where ever he is...?

Let’s not forget a Klingon tradition...