If one goes to a restaurant and there is a container of soy sauce and sauce dishes available, it’s not necessary to fill the sauce dish up to the brim. Fill it enough for your own use; one can always pour out more.

My father would have asked what the fuck was wrong with me, make me clean up the mess and then pay for the equivalent of the cans donated. Ah, youths today...

Angry Mommy probably wants this to be standard wear, if it wasn’t so closely associated with those people...

She should also try suing every establishment for fraud that calls itself a Korean bbq/barbecue restaurant.

When is the earliest can he petition Trump for the ol’ Predidential Pardon?

What about a decoy cat for your keyboard?

Also, can you do a PSA about Asian dicks? In my recent but considerable experience, they run the gamut from average to gigantic. If small Asian dicks were a thing, I would have encountered at least one by now. That shit is a myth.

Devin Nunes can see through the conspiracy...!

He should try to get General Tso extradited.

Shang-Chi is the biracial son of Fu Manchu and doesn’t know that his father is secretly a villain

Someone hasn’t been told to chew their food?

Same thing when calling 911.

And what about Korn?

Oh, yeah? The US Mint should put out a white asshole on a coin...

My first What If...

He’s better than Kim Jong-il, since Great Leader had to actually play to win!

Two donors at the event reportedly told Axios that they didn’t understand why Trump would lie about video recorded evidence.

Whilst in Las Vegas, don’t walk the Strip. If you look for the closest parking bay/spot, the Strip isn’t fot you.

Time to play Bangkok...!

Not on my watch...!