Oh, death, where is thy sting...?

I feel sorry for those who have to listen to Christmas music from “when the season starts” until 26 December.

Ah, no thanks...!

My Shitty First Beard®

“This was a couple weeks ago, I started sort of questioning it before others because it just didn’t seem to add up to me,” Trump said

The military has a rampant sexual abuse problem

Before Trump says anything/Tweets:

Eat up, bitches.

Blast from the past...

The reason The Prez might not have said anything yet is because he could be looking him over for a cabinet position.

Interaction with Tucker Carlson could be minimized asa Presidential Advisor

Tucker-Free Zone

Is PDA one of the provisions in her contract?

Perhaps, but the possibilty of seeing Tucker Carlson during rehearsal...

First up to squeal I would guess be Sessions.

So, no more using his Netflix password...?

Guess who’s going to angle for the ol’ Presidential Pardon?

Tucks needs to go home and stroke his bowties.

Why bother stopping at Fox and go straight to 1600 Penn?

No state law, but this could be tried Federally, where the penalties are much more harsh.