If only Nana and PawPaw Killer could have just scheduled his massacre after the midterms...

Presidential fee-fees so delicate, where is the White House Safe Space?

I wonder how this didn’t trigger FOX News’ “War on Jews” chyron?

Has Trump blamed their tomfoolery on the Dirty Dems and the car owners yet?

So, the War on Christmas is on hiatus?

The gift of time is also something to consider. I took time off from work for a week when her daughter was born. She was still on maternity leave and the brother-in-law had to go back to work Monday. I flew back home on Saturday, and the Monday bil went to work, I showed up at their house so that she can do what she…

It’s not the quantity of the people, but the quality. Very fine, right?

Trump hasn’t blamed the Lion Air crash on the Dems...yet.

Will there be a pre-nup? That would be a fascinating read.

Facial tattoos makes every outfit complete.

It being Halloween, will Daddy Don Jr tell us about family values?

I remember in my youth that one could source fresh poultry from a butcher in Boston’s Chinatown, on Beach St. Essentially, you walk in, take a number if they were busy, and when called point at dinner and they processed it for you.

Session’s Bible must be different from the one I’m used to.My Jesus loves everybody; his Jesus must be an asshole or something.

It won’t go federal. That he was AD Navy means nothing. If that was the case, the federal courts would never clear out their docket.

Can’t a little kid go as a Power Ranger or something else? The classic white sheets with eye holes cut out too much of a stretch? I know he’s got a lot of white sheets.

WEHT Eyewitness News, which first reported the story, broadcast an interview with Goldbach, who apologized and called it a poor decision. He claimed the costume idea was a last-minute decision

Is Trump worried about Yellow Fever or yellow fever?

Yes.

If there’s one thing Trump hasn’t learned as a politician is to know when to shut the hell up. But, this being Trump, apparently he believes he’s getting paid by the word, and his editor is nowhere to be found.

Has she not heard of talking to her Black Friends® before acting on her impulses?