Will there be a pre-nup? That would be a fascinating read.

Facial tattoos makes every outfit complete.

It being Halloween, will Daddy Don Jr tell us about family values?

I remember in my youth that one could source fresh poultry from a butcher in Boston’s Chinatown, on Beach St. Essentially, you walk in, take a number if they were busy, and when called point at dinner and they processed it for you.

Session’s Bible must be different from the one I’m used to.My Jesus loves everybody; his Jesus must be an asshole or something.

It won’t go federal. That he was AD Navy means nothing. If that was the case, the federal courts would never clear out their docket.

Can’t a little kid go as a Power Ranger or something else? The classic white sheets with eye holes cut out too much of a stretch? I know he’s got a lot of white sheets.

WEHT Eyewitness News, which first reported the story, broadcast an interview with Goldbach, who apologized and called it a poor decision. He claimed the costume idea was a last-minute decision

Is Trump worried about Yellow Fever or yellow fever?

Yes.

If there’s one thing Trump hasn’t learned as a politician is to know when to shut the hell up. But, this being Trump, apparently he believes he’s getting paid by the word, and his editor is nowhere to be found.

Has she not heard of talking to her Black Friends® before acting on her impulses?

Funny how Trump has already blamed the congregation for not having an armed guard at the door. Because the one thing that is constant in Trump’s spin is that he sez what’s in his wee little peanut. Like raw sewage, there’s no filter.

Princess’ poops must be fantastic.

“My grandmother used to say, ‘A hit dog will holler,’ and it hollered through this room,” [Gillum] said, spelling out letter by letter the slur Mr. DeSantis’s donor used. “I’m not calling Mr. DeSantis a racist. I’m simply saying the racists believe he’s a racist.”

Time to blame The Intern®.

Some are just diuretics, so they make you pee more and can help water down your urine.

I grew up in a household of six females (mother and sisters), so seeing girls without makeup was never an issue. For those criticizing a girl/woman on her looks without make up, it is going to be very lonely when they have an opportunity to date, getting married and being a parent to daughters.

Who gets a bomb?

“mandroids”