I’ve recently tried twice to get a Blueberry Real Fruit Shake. Both times, the first time, it took over 5 minutes (once I turn off my car’s engine with the radio on, the radio cuts after 5 minutes); the second, it took over twelve minutes. Both times, I drove off because I can’t believe it takes over 10 minutes to…

May I suggest switching to decaf...?

Following that report, Melania’s spokeswoman, Stephanie Grisham, told CNN the first lady will watch “any channel she wants.”

Thanksgiving is going to be awkward this year, right Daddy?

I’ve picked up many a souvenir and bric-a-brac in my time, but never a Nazi flag. Curiously, other than the historical value of such flag, why would anybody have one readily available?

Not a fan of LeBron James, but I applaud him for his generosity.

it could soon “be unable to exist.”

Hmm... who to blame, who to blame...?

Be gentle on her. Her in-bred blood didn’t know it was verboten.

I don’t know if 10% should attempted all in one go. Maybe a gradual increase, so as to not shock the system?

[begin rant]

I would say the “xiao” would sound more like the the “shao” in “Shaolin.”

“Don’t people know how hard the proud and honorable profession of working in a restaurant is? Someone is going to get fired and ran out of town! If you can’t handle the restaurant biz, go back to being a stupid cop...!”

Just recently had this, bought from one of the sundry shops at the Paris Hotel/Las Vegas. (The smaller of the two, on the right as one head towards the elevators, that doesn’t sell shirts: believe it’s called Les Nécessités) It’s located behind the cashier; not in the beverage machine to the right (alcohol) or…

“Alexa, where can I find a mudshark?”

For the part where it asks for powdered chile, I would say to omit if spicy isn’t part of one’s palette, for parsley, chives, garlic powder or the like.

Equal right and left punches.

Kids, don’t forget that the United States doesn’t have an official language. For business purposes, that’s one thing entirely different. If a language that’s “predominantly spoken around here,” one can go to a lot of ethnic communities and get that warm, fuzzy feeling of being the only person who can speak one…

Wait until he sees Chinatown!

Don’t forget dining with chopsticks.