I don’t want to be argumentative, but to further discussion. I can’t believe that London in 1994-1995 would be so barren culinarily, that the only food available had to be fried. Admittedly, fried food is delicious and I’m not going to refuse, but even I at Mike’s age (at the time, 21) could find something healthier…

As a younger (re: dumber) lad, when these food challenges were just trending, there was a mom-and-pop Thai hole in the wall that I frequented. I went there and told Mom that I wanted the green curry, Thai-style. Hot, if not hotter. So hot I want to see Buddha and Elvis. She always giggled, but she always provided.…

Needed to edit: Poki isn’t in the video. Haku is the one on the range hood. Nagi is essentially featured.

One less step to the fatassening of America. Oops, I meant ‘Murica.

FYI: Haku is the orange cat with the darker hue (the oldest), Poki is the black cat (adopted stray, had to have his tail partially docked, as he was found with his tail damaged) and Nagi, the newest/youngest family member.

The best thing about a theater near Chinatowns (especially if they have 24 hour dimsum) is you can order take away, request everything that you order stuffed into one styrofoam container (items without sauces), ask them to wrap it in cling/plastic wrap (retains heat, blocks scent), and eat when ready. Soy sauce packs…

The last thing I snuck in was a pound bag of pistachios bought from the local grocery store (with a plastic bag from produce). Bought a beverage from the concession.

I’m retired military, and got tasked out to volunteer at a staging point for Katrina. Essentially, I was to make sure anybody who needed food was given a boxed lunch and help them along if needing help. Had one incident where, one of my subordinates started to argue with a guy because he couldn’t provide ranch for his…

Someone should pursue the”I have black friends” defense. You know, she always remembers her Starbucks order of a Tall Nonfat Latte, 2 Percent Foam.

Is Davidoff Cool Water off the table?

Eddie Huang is blacker than this guy.

And one large Diet Coke...!

It’s up to the Univision bean counters to see what can be budgeted.

I never knew the extent of how much people needed to mask the flavor of food until watching MTV’s Real World London, where Mike needed to eat everything with ranch. I’m not one to slam others and their dietary choices, but sometimes catering to someone’s tastes are just so wrong. I’m sure there’s someone out there…

Cuomo is of Italian descent, and Operation Wetback wouldn’t have touched his parents.

I can see Maury lining them up in the hallway...

When dealing with Trump/his administration, “shady as hell” is putting it lightly.

So, Cuomo doesn’t understand how the Fourteenth Amendment works?

Just looked it up, disgusting. It’s always the twats who think it’s funny until they’re faced with the wrongness of it.

If texture is the issue, wouldn’t changing the texture be an answer? A few seconds with an immersion hand blender should make it a creamy dip. Plain. Salt and pepper. Olive oil. Tabasco/Cholula/Sriracha/Lao Gan Ma. Chives. Bacon bits. There’s got to be something that can be mixed in (if plain is not enough) to make it…