Strangely enough, when my wife buys gifts for people (other than me), she’s extremely thoughtful and only likes to make people smile. Which now that I’m thinking about it, really weirds me the fuck out because I don’t think she’s ever really given me something well thought out? I wonder if there’s some strange…

Oh, it’s a fuckin’ thing alright. It’s a ridiculous thing that takes actually rolling sushi into a weird dimension. I’ve rolled sushi before, during internships and such and it’s not difficult, however this thing takes almost twice as long (from the videos, I haven’t actually used it) as doing it the normal way. I…

My biggest issue with Prime, in all honesty, is that they have started using UPS and FedEx instead of the USPS, despite me requesting numerous times to put my preference as USPS.

My problem with Amazon is the increasing amount of shit inventory from overseas and counterfeit/bait and switch goods.

Without a doubt for parents it is convenient for supplies and gifts when you don’t have time to run out to the store (which is totally another rant: F’ All this Gift-giving). However, I notice an unbelievable amount of random purchases that I’m pretty sure wouldn’t have passed the ‘hold it in your hand while you walk…

Perhaps there is a flag on your account - “Buys gun stuff. DO NOT MAKE ANGRY.”

A lot of her stuff is actually for her business (LMT), but most of it is just random shit. TONS of books! Stuff for the kids like paints, crayons, batteries and the like. She constantly buys stuff as little gifts for people as well. She’ll buy stuff that leaves me scratching my head. Since she makes good money working…

Can we also talk about what Amazon is doing to our recycling debt? I literally had to order a second recycling bin from my waste management company b/c I was that guy wheeling the leaning tower of Amazon boxes to the street every other week. Now that China’s starting to put the kibosh on buying our trash, this can’t…

40 dollars gets you a dash cam. I used to think it was a waste of time, as I stopped getting stopped after I was age 30. But then I thought $40 to prevent being a static. It also prevents the stupid excuse “you didn’t see what happened before the person pulled out their cell phone”. This thing also can be hocked up to…

Sure hope that security guard has another job something tells me TI is not going to rest till that dude is fired LOL....

I dont follow rap and do not know who TI is. However, I watched this interaction and it is absolutely bullshit. This man was arrested for what? He had a right to ask and a right to be answered. The cop was a smartass and if anybody would have spoke to him giving him smartass answers he would have been a bigger jerk.…

Because hes a cop or formee cop himself who called a buddy to come arrest TI...these thugs need to be strippee of their power and punished immediately...

Thanks. Yeah. I’m going to setup a court date for this one ASAP and keep checking back for outstanding tickets. I don’t park on the street often so hopefully that will limit the bullshit. I realized she also cited me for lack of insurance because the card I had is from a year ago. That whole interaction brought me…

How confident must you be to have a resident of the exclusive gated community you worked for arrested over bullshit. Then add on top of that the resident is famous enough to immediately put you on blast?

That security is either really white or he doesn’t want that job.

Sleeping on the job + rich folk = job searches at unemployment office

Man, ain’t this a bunch of bullshit? I should’ve known once more details came out this would be the same old same old. Ugh!

THIS- Are all of the folks journeying into Law Enforcement really just upset because they were too inept to actually pursue a legal degree? And complicit to simply make up the laws as they go? “You shouldna came back,” the cop replies. He sounds like the drunk one.

I’m really waiting to see what happens to the security guard. Anyone who’s worked in one of those jobs knows who all the celebs are and when to keep their mouths closed.

Usually I’d make a joke about how many albums T. I. could milk out of this but, naw, not today. I hope T. I. and Tiny sue the ever loving shit out of everyone from the owners of the gated community, the PD and that tramp ass security guard.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”