I seriously thought production of these ended a few years ago and had no idea they were still being produced.

2000 Ford Escort ZX2 with a tick over 200K miles and a manual transmission. Parts for these can be had almost anywhere. It's FWD, but for a car with a 5 speed and running under $1,000 is pretty awesome.

N: Not a big fan of SUVs or Pick-Ups. They drive OK and have their purpose, but I don't like the ride height. That's primarily the only reason I wouldn't buy one. I mean, I drive them for work and stuff when I have to, but I wouldn't care for it as a DD. I like being closer to the ground. That being said, fuel mileage…

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Every time I see these videos I can't help but think that's jolly good fun. That engine noise is superb—when you can hear it amongst those other chaotic sounds.

That makes this bulbous little thing a little more desirable.

I looove high school girls. I keep getting older; they stay the same age. Yes they do, yes they do.

Is that a manual transmission I see?

Pictures required.

Exactly because vagina.

It sure does. I had the pleasure of having a 1 hour layover at this airport when I was 12 and navigating with my blind uncle, but otherwise alone. I had to get from one terminal to another. It was extremely overwhelming, but extremely easy.

EWR - Newark Liberty International. Separated into three non-connected terminals. Each terminal is its own adventure. Outside it's not in the safest area, it's perennially busy, overrun with lots of overflow from NYC (mostly cabs), parking is atrocious, and pick up lanes are unorganized and chaotic. Cars will…

N: I care about who the biggest automaker is to an extent. In 2014, I think it will be Toyota and for reasons not ultimately relevant to this site. Toyota's bread and butter is the beige Corolla and beiger Camry and although Lexus and Scion have some nifty vehicles in their stable, those vehicles aren't going to be…

The exlusion of any sort of dark brown makes me frown.

Volkswagen's Toffee Brown Metallic.

N: I "officially" started driving when I was 13. Mostly on back roads and in industrial parks with my grandpa. I was legally driving at 16 on a learner's permit. Got my license in 2006 at 17 because NJ. Started driving everywhere off the bat. I got my first car that summer. It was a cream puff 1983 Oldmobile Cutlass…

In my late teens I worked in a warehouse and as soon as I got my license they put me on the road. Spent most of my time behind the wheel of a GMC Savana commercial van. The thing was brand new and I was the primary driver. Thing drove like, well a van, but a damn good one. It was also comfortable to sit in for long…

Where we're going, we don't need roads.

Man, these fall allergies are getting the best of me. *sniff*

That's pretty badass. And surprisingly affordable too.