I find the thong rather funny. I never saw one of those before.

Darkened plastic license plate covers. I just find them to be completely shady, no pun intended. Sure, they diminish any grotesque plate from clashing with your car's scheme, but they black out the license plate on your car and make it near impossible to read them. Say the a car with one of these nails you. Hit and…

Since I use it almost everyday, I have to suggest US Rt. 22 in NJ starting from about Mountainside through Springfield, Union, Hillside, and ending at Newark Airport. First the design of the highway is asinine. There are U-Turns posted what feels like every half mile in the left lane. There are side streets off the…

I'm from New Jersey and a Rutgers grad who commuted 5 years back and forth from the New Brunswick campus. Since I lived off the Parkway, I used GSP-S from exit 137 to the NJ Turnpike at exit 129, to the Turnpike-S getting off at exit 9. I never had any complaints about that stretch of road except the congestion. It's…

Do you have a spare key to a Volkswagen Scirocco?

You can't make this shit up...

Any Alfa, because it will inevitably break down on your getaway.

It's those people that make me ashamed to be from New Jersey.

I'd buy it.

I agree that the entire city is just one awful exit ramp.

I haven't quite experienced enough awful exit ramps to know what is the "worst" per se, but Exit 139B to Union, NJ off the Garden State Parkway Northbound is quite bad. The 5 lane highway extends to 6 as the entrance ramp off Chestnut Street is used as an exit lane as well. This wouldn't be an issue, except that…

Regardless, it still looks tacky.

This guy; however, still faces social scrutiny for wearing white socks with dress shoes.

N: If GM wants to go to war with Tesla, they better do it right. I can see an electric Impala being a competitor to the Model S if they want to go Chevy, and they have plenty of chassis that can be used for an entry level electric car, like the Cruze or something. I ultimately think that either Buick or Cadillac would…

You posted it while I was writing it up. Excellent choice.

I'm going out of the box on this one and suggesting the blood red, long-nosed, Dusenberg-esque hoon machine driven by Cruella De Vil in the animated 101 Dalmations. As a kid, I remember seeing that car and knowing it was bad news. Even the horn was an ominous warning sign to the fleeing dogs. Just look at it. The evil…

That and the fact there are too many cars and licensed drivers in NJ. The state is too densely populated, especially up north around I-80. Add in the constant flow of NY, PA, CT, DE, MD, and MA drivers that use our state as a passageway, the roads are too congested. There's just nowhere to go. A lot of tailgating in…

I had to leave the office before I could finish.

Here's a quick thing I whipped up in MS Paint. The landscape of the track would be hilly with pretty modest elevation changes. Going down the long straight into turn 1 will be tough to get the car slowed down enough to corner. The turn would be slightly uphill. Going into turn 2, the elevation still goes upward.…

Yes. I was going to recommend both of them from this movie.