If you came into this post and didn’t expect dicks, you’re probably gonna get fired from your job soon anyway.

Agreed, but going forward when you see an article on the most amusing character creations, assume there will be cocks-a-plenty. 

Mexican street corn is fucking delicious and has mayonnaise on it. As does its cousin, esquites, which is equally delicious.

I hate you. Enjoy your hate filled star you punny one.

Wonder if the snitches got Switches.

I mean, literally none of this is surprising, but the thing is - WHY? The official Virtual Console emulators (which has already been confirmed to be what the Switch uses) are so half-assed and busted as hell. You could EASILY just port over any decent NES emulator and not only would it run better, but would probably…

Prediction for the other 15 games:

The Dualshock is pretty much the advent of the modern controller.

Playably unliteral.

Literally unplayable.

Figuratively unplayable

Literally unplayable.

literally unplayable

Right? As nice as the emulator’s upscaling is in theory, the PS1 used a fixed-point system for its math and had some awkward loss of precision in its vertex pipeline, which means that its 3D output (animation especially) isn’t terribly precise. The low resolution and “free anti-aliasing” (chroma bleeding) built into a…

i remember drooling over screenshots in EMG’s and Gamepro’s

The soundtrack and vocals can’t be overstated, as they *completely* sell the atmosphere and mood. MGS in particular had a certain heft to its actions (helped by the PS1's novel-at-the-time reverb effects) that made your movements feel so much more visceral. Its voice acting was also top notch for the era, and still…

I remember my jaw just absolutely hitting the floor watching that intro when I bought MGS on release day 20 years ago. This is a GAME?!? How far technology has come. 

for its time, MGS was amazing looking.

“6X the performance of previous-generation graphics cards”
This is at raytracing rendering . As for the more traditional rendering used in all current game. it’s a 1.5x performance increase.

Charlie Murphy's "True Hollywood Story" was 100% true. I even saw an interview with Prince himself where he confirmed it, with the qualification that he wasn't actually that great at basketball, the Murphy bros just really suck at it.