We’re all accountable, BarfRocket.

i don’t know her

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

I think part of the donation was confusion when Jordan called his finance guy and said, “Hey, put a million on Black for me...thanks”

I guess Republicans are going to have to be content with flip-flops now.

Is that not a lot in your book?

This is what happens when you hire a guy for a college football job with no relevant experience or qualifications, just because his last name is Bowlsby.

But if they’re family then you don’t have to pay them.

I respect this take. All takes matter.

Can’t wait until they sign Dwight Howard and finally build a team to take on the 2010-11 Heat.

Curling and Badminton.

Hey let’s trade screennames. You clearly deserve mine.

There’s plenty of room in Petco Park.

*Thinks aobut how much time I should spend crafting an intelligent, constructive, well-reasoned response to the point of view that the material well-being and dignity of society’s least advantaged should be subserviant to the profitability of local business interests*

fuck off

“Methodology flawed; why are we discussing this?”

-Prof. A. Iverson, University of Pennsylvania, Reader for original paper

According to FiveThirtyEight intern Kyle Wagner

...Logan told CBS 6 on Friday. “The First Amendment says I can wear my hat.”

I wonder how many dyslexic suicides were meant to have a murder first.

What if everything else in the world is fake, but the gator is real?