I just love it when, after a lifetime of searching, a person finds their porpoise in life.

You cynical fucks can go fuck yourselves, 60 points on 50 shots is literally the perfect ending to Kobe’s career.

Oh, I will freely admit I just completely fucked up the first time.

“What happened to this society,” Payton asked, slowly shaking his head. “It’s all guns, guns, guns now, when all this stuff could easily be handled by implementing a system of bounties.”

Manziel says he and Gordon are testing themselves and staying positive.