" I murdered this guy who wouldn't stop asking horrifically inappropriate questions of total strangers. But I had my period, so, ya know, extra crazy!"

How about "you know, I've always had a thing for redheads" as if that makes you a unique buck-the-trend special snowflake? I hate that.

Yeh, what does the name rrhyme with at least?

What is making this a lot funnier to me is trying to wonder what kind of 1990s shorts these were. Were they high-waisted or acid-washed? Were they really a skort? I know I did not own a single pair of attractive shorts during that decade...

He knows better now. Let's not berate an ally ok?

In college, I was a no make-up wearing nature-y art major. My favorite outfit was this fairly long, heavy gray wool skirt, black wool sweater, black wool cap and long gray coat. Flashy, right? I had take the Greyhound bus to get from college to my hometown to visit my parents. Anyway, an Amish dude gets on the…

I am a bartender and I fucking hate that people who once had nothing to say to female strangers now have a whole repertoire of shitty stupid things to say. And I have to listen to it.

Shut it down, everyone. We have a winner.

name him!!! ahhh

Oldest pick up line in the book if you're a red head like me:

Look at it another way: you'd never have gone hungry.

It's going to be hard to top literally 9/11 for bad pickup attempts.

One summer a friend and I were at a party and we started talking to these two really nice guys (friends of friends). We both had kindofboyfriends at the time (summer flings), and weren't interested in the guys beyond thinking they were fun and friendly. However, the guys clearly had made some sort of bro agreement…

On a late summer/early fall evening, I was getting ready for bed in my dorm room in Australia, where I was studying abroad.

The weird part is when you shut down his request with essentially a "no, but good luck" and he responds with "yeah, but do it anyway."

"I'm different than most guys"

That's creepy as fuck... Kinda reminds me of the time I made a fake profile to talk to my rapist because I wanted to hear if he still wanted to kill me, and he told the fake 15-year old that "someone had once accused him of rape". To make things even grosser, he tried to seduce her because "age is just a number". He's…

Jaaaaaayzus.