Double sided tape helps a lot. But small boobies help the most.

Well, we don't have them all all, just most, but we never got a molar! But she has always had antlers and hooves to chew, so her teeth would wobble in her mouth when she was chewing. Mostly I waited, like a creeper, until one fell out, and I swooped it up into the little jar.

I actually did the simple dog head tilt. Why do that? It's ridiculous.

I actually think it's kind of cool, I wouldn't mind that in my doctor's office or my home. They have things like this in museums, and if done properly, it's not hazardous at all.

>For readers who have left/are leaving. Where are you going? What other sites can you recommend that have decent editorial content and lively, intelligent comments? I want to go to there.

If the way you come across in this thread is the way you come across in real life, your size is Not the reason you are single/unhappy. and I'm done.

>Why the hell should I feel *good* about not being able to feel good?

If "get fucked, cunt" is being said every 30 seconds, I can see that her "not wanting to deal with it", even if it does bother her.

I don't know any men who "need" porn either.

The point is not the price of the clothes, but the way she wears them. But whatever. Go on feeling sorry for yourself.

With this logic, my husband ought to be pretty freaked out by the amount of M/M porn I watch.

Most of the clothing she is wearing is from the high street, or the mall. The most expensive items in each outfit are her shoes and bags. ASOS Curve is basically the same price point as H&M, or Zara.

I am not really talking about who commercial porn is "made for". I am talking about who uses it: men and women both.

> But I can assure you this about porn: it exists because men want an easy and pressure-free way to get off, and nothing more.

>but the major emphasis on the importance of all women being "super-hot".

Agree to the straight married woman sometimes watching M/M porn.

Erm, porn exists because some people of both genders are visually stimulated by watching other people have sex. I know that's why I watch it. (a Lady, for the record) Sometimes my husband and I watch it together, sometimes I watch it alone. I think he might sometimes watch it alone, but have never asked directly, as…

I think my husband is super gorgeous, but still look at porn sometimes. Sometimes I just want to be sexual with myself, and my fantasy life is exactly that, my fantasy life.

What the everloving fuck? $5000 for an old Old Navy bag? Shit, I wouldn't pay 5k for a new Balenciaga...

Before they get to swing from dick to dick, or ride the cock carousel? So sad for them. My time on the cock carousel was wonderful.