Gays caused my crops to fail. It was the gays, not witches. Or maybe it WAS gay witches.

I missed that line, I think I was too focused on how cute her boots were. I like the line just before she gets in the SUV: "Take a bite!"

I have a feeling people are going to be saying "Take these cookies!" a lot now.
It was amazing.

I believe she spells it "Porsha." Next week looks amazing.

I don't trust Lucious's thug if he doesn't retaliate against Anika. Lol. He killed Bunkie for asking for a raise and this is outright betrayal on her part.

Cookie again was the realest and baddest bitch. Annika has no idea who she's playing with. Like most debs, she thinks she knows more about the 'hood than she actually does. Our peek into next week (J. Hud as a music therapist?) is fascinating. Can't get enough of this show, or Cookie's fashion. Portia, too (or…

I am still not a fan of Andre, but last night made me like him a bit more. I was hoping he would go straight up Hulk.

I live in Boston and I will be going to this place now. That's awesome.

If my daughter or sister engaged in pre-marital activities and disgraced herself and allowed herself to lose face and character by doing such things, I would most certainly take this sort of sister or daughter to my farmhouse, and in front of my entire family, I would put petrol on her and set her alight."

And the fact that Lupita’s dress a) has been found, but b) the pearls were totally fake!!!!!!!

Fill me in. Louisiana roaches make duck face?

that was fucking poetic man

Unfortunately the Kardashians don't scurry under the refrigerator when someone shines a light on them. They just turn and pose indefinitely.

I'm not kidding, more people need to speak out about the injustices of flying coach.

You're right, that bib would've come in handy

Yeah, I think the blow was softened because Naomi's character had just made a privileged and homophobic jab about Cookie being in jail.

I mean I know I shouldn't have been cackling for ten minutes about what's basically a prison rape joke. I don't think it would have worked directed at just some actress, either, but since she said it to supermodel-of-the-universe-who-will-throw-her-phone-at-you-for-squinting, somehow it comes off as funny. And how…

I can't believe Lucious couldn't see that coming. Don't tell the boy that music is his truth and then be surprised when he comes out in song.

last night's episode will forever go down as one of my best epidoses on TV. I loved every scene. Jamal playing with his daughter and coming out just made me cry. I also love the bond btw Jamal and Hakeem. As for Andre, I can't wait for his family to find out abt his health and give him the support he wants from them.…

Lucious is incapable of love. I keep thinking maybe they'll make him tolerable, but nope.