CHEF MORIMOTO!!!!!!!!!

would watch it for Helena and Cate

Team Cat Headquarters here;

the one on the right triiiied to hold it together

I commented here a short while ago and said C-SPAN is the greatest reality TV show no one is watching. After this video clip? I rest my case.

I remember years ago, a woman called into the C-SPAN morning show because she wanted to talk about conditions for injured soldiers at Walter Reed and how she was in Washington and had gone in to see them and was appalled at the state of the hospital. The host asked her some more questions and deduced (correctly) that…

You could actually see them turn into eight-year-old boys over the course of the segment. So good.

I wish every single pundit/politician on earth lived in fear of their mom calling them publicly on their shit.

"it's mom..." I can only hope to embarrass my kids, on that level, at some point in their lives.

She's glad they're going to their in-laws. LOL!!

Watch and cringe as one of the brothers drops his head into his hands and bemoans, "Oh God, it's mom."

This is f-ing comedy gold right here. COMEDY GOLD I TELL YOU!

This is the greatest fucking thing I have ever seen.

AND THEY USE TOOLS TO CRACK OPEN SHELLS! Otters are the coolest basically.

OH MY GOSH THAT IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN...this week. I'm not usually given to hyperbole.

Otters are nature's stuffed animal. Did you know they HOLD HANDS when they sleep so they don't float away from each other?

Aaaaahhhhh! So cute! The Shedd is an awesome place.

Jessica Williams is the best thing that's ever happened to the Daily Show.

Finally, a Disney Princess post I give a damn about.