Good thing I didn't involuntarily cry just now in a courthouse bathroom because that would be WEIRD.

obligatory.

This woman is incredible.

Goddamnit Audra! I should not be crying this early in the day. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECT?!

I have never seen nor heard of such a thing. Are you part of some Lost Tribe of white folks who wandered in the desert until even the most basic ancestral recipes were forgotten?

Good thing they're in England. The OB/Gyn bills would be insane in the US.

i'm just gonna leave this here...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! His next ballad/rap will say "I see you sparklin' with those Crystals on, damn I wish we coulda got our Cristal on." hahahahaha

Well done, Riri. It takes some talent to look that regal mostly nude. Also, butts.

Today's award in Looking Like You Don't Give A F**K (While Still Giving a F**K) goes to Rihanna. You. Go. Girl.

it's a shame her escort ruined it by making sure everyone knew he was staring right at her ass. COME ON DUDE.

Haters will probably hate but this is hands down the most fabulous thing I have ever laid eyes upon

If you can't Dodge it, Ram it.

COME AT ME, BRO!

And this is why I am #TeamPie

the honeymoon will be televised....

Mwahahaha...you poor fool...he said TODAY'S Kimye coverage.

"Thus ends today's Kimye wedding coverage."

"Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful?"