Card carrying millenial here, I have no cable and watches all shows via my laptop.

You guys! I'm so effing bummed the Golden Girls full eps were taken down from YouTube!!!!! How am I going to get my nightly fix of biting wit, progressive social commentary and glorious 80s outfits all delivered via beloved lady characters?

Do you notice how culturally relevant it STILL is? That show dealt with stigmas related to long-term elder care, HIV/AIDS, homosexuality, sexual empowerment, teen pregnancy, being a single parent, etc. Even today, that show is edgy and important. (And yes, HILARIOUS.)

It turns out that Queen Elizabeth II was a huge Golden Girls fan

I laughed so loud I scared coworkers.

The other thing I learned is that being yourself on a dating site is the best way to attract others. If you're a cupcake, act like a goddamn cupcake. Every woman on there engaged with me because I was so fucking cupcake-y.

According to the linked article he did this with permission from his girlfriend, so... yeah. Not single.

At first, I was surprised by how incredibly level-headed she was through all of this. Then I realized how often she's had to touch his naked body and figured she's probably mastered the art of burying her emotions.

Who cares if she's leading him on. She exposed him for his bullshit.

She might have been leading him into this conversation, but I expect it's a conversation they've had a bunch of times without a tape recorder running. She just made him say it on tape, she didn't put the words in his mouth.

In all seriousness - is there precedent for that? Can Silver, or the league, mandate that he sell the team? Obviously he is a terrible person and completely undeserving of a role as owner in the NBA, just curious about the legal framework that would allow the league to mandate one owner sell his ownership stake in a…

What is there to investigate? They have clear audio. Adam Silver needs to make him sell the team.

Oh man, my dog spent an hour at the beach barking at the ocean. He kept laying down when the water went out, and then would get upset EVERY TIME the water rolled back in. He'd then proceed to turn around and bark at the ocean, because how dare it?

This reminds me of my dog's discovery that the ocean is salty all over. "Yup, salty here. Yup, salty here too. Yup salty here too. Yup, salty here too. Hey, guys, I think this whole thing is salty!"

Dogs are adorably persistent. Mine has yet to figure out that just because we aren't looking directly at him doesn't mean we can't see him trying to get things off the table. He gets really freaked out when we tell him no and aren't looking directly at him. He then comes over and "apologizes" and then slowly, not…

Proof that dogs are sweet, but often incredibly oblivious and dumb creatures. My dog has yet to figure out that cats don't like it when he play bows and tries to pounce on them.

Wow this is the most diverse set of barbies I have ever seen. Just beautiful.

Let's try it and gleefully find out.

"You want a ticket that represents men and women." Okay, so by that logic, women have never once been represented by a presidential/vice presidential candidate? Just shut up Diane.