Of course unmarried poor males do not contribute to the problem at all.

Planned Parenthood's digital response team is ON POINT.

Fuck you, Cathy. If you gave a damn about the potential of every human life, you and your fellow idiots wouldn't be trying to cut education and SNAP.

With 10,000 partners you'd think there'd be other kids to give child support to.

So somebody really IS making $9000 a month working from home!

Best. Job. Ever.

Retirement planning complete!

I'll pay you a dollar to eat Bigfoot porn.

Damn... you can make good money letting people watch you eat, you can make good money writing short story monster erotica... why do fake jobs pay so much better than real ones and why can't I think of a new fake job angle to muscle in on?

Isn't this what the Food Network is for?

This makes me depressed and leaves me wondering why I became a doctor.

One question and one question only, HOW DO I SIGN UP?!

oh my god, the spam comments are real

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PEACE OUT, CAPITAL ONE.

How much to watch me write Bigfoot porn AND eat?

For $9,000 a month, they could come visit me and I'd cook for them, too. I am not a bad cook.

I just made a metric fuckton of baked ziti and 6 chicken pot pies. For the right price, I will eat it all, right now. Pay up, suckas.

This may be what I was meant to do with my life. And she even looks like she is wearing comfy clothes.

Christ on a cracker. Something I'm finally qualified to do.

What are the chances I can get paid to let people watch me read internet news?