Well that’s an abstract way to get through the gate.

Was that a “Welcome to Nightvale” reference?

So... a parroty, of the Firebird?

Yeah, if you think your job is inconsequential, remember there is a guy at the BMW factory who installs turn signals.

That’s a good idea for an article, Jalopnik: How to disable different manufacturers’ proximity entry systems, or if that’s even possible.

They need to hire one of us as the US holiday writer. Just a few times a year, it becomes Jalopnik.ca and we write about Micra’s, GMC Maple Leafs, Ford Frontenacs and GM Acadians. Just to name a few...

Hey Justin, I think a little more clarity would be appropriate.

Christ, Andrew, you are Plum Crazy for that color, aren’t you?

I’ve actually never got tired of any car I owned.

Thanks Obama.

1. Do you think, in a boardroom full of Hyundai executives, somebody just said, “Let’s call our performance division N, because it’s one better than M,” and everybody else was like, “Yeah, that’s a great idea, let’s do that”?

Amber is hideous.

https://jalopnik.com/these-are-all-lame-i-knew-a-guy-in-highschool-who-swap-1699707328

“This Jeep is a real keeper”

The game of Lava, Mustang, Crowds is a lot like Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Nope... Accountants.... Fecking accountants..

That would make you an International Harvester.

Remember Junkyard Wars? That was good TV. This sucks.

She was so drunk she made it that whole way in the wrong lane.