You can order them with the Speaker Delete Package, and they’ll run you two grand.

What, someone broke in to Fancy Kristen’s garage?

Joe is 74 years old. He worked hard all his life and then became a great politician who ended up being next to the most powerful man in the universe. Now their 8 years are done and an orange guy lives in their house.

Stupid never sleeps.

He was just Russian to get back from lunch.

And here’s the wrong way...

Had one.

Yep, that was us. We had been living in Minneapolis. We bought a “Garage Condo” for our cars. But, it was a pain the ass to drive 45 minutes to work on a project. Or, if you were doing something at home, just to get a tool.

Just for you, Jason:

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The Audi driver wont have very many money by the time thats settled.

I also have two 20 somethings. They would be plenty excited about the state of auto showrooms if they actually had enough money to buy a new car. Like most 20 somethings, they don’t. I think that’s the problem with trying to sell cars to millenials. Most millenials just don’t buy new cars. They buy used. They…

I am going to just grab the low hanging fruit here.

Subaru Impreza Casa Blanca

Q: What are the odds of a race car driver hitting a jet dryer?

So much hype around the Dodge Demon and yet this Nissan Maxima is clearly a hell of a drag racer.

more like Mad-Maddie!

Good thing it wasn’t one of those new Morgan SUVs...

Ouch, that impact probably knocked his monocle out.

Since this happened in Kansas, I feel compelled to say “carry on, my wayward son”.