Regulations make baby Jesus cry.

Yep, typed through it quickly and didn’t proof read. Is there a way to edit posts your Highness?

Really good call from the commander of the Truman on this one. Although the rocket landed less than a mile away, hotter heads have, in the past, led to awful decisions.

Russia could have a tug boat tow the rocket to within 500 yards, no doubt. China could buy a tug boat from Russia with the promise of turning it into a floating casino and then use it to tow a rocket to within 350 yards so long as Russia will sell China an engine for their new knockoff tugboat.

I agree, very useful. You’ve taught me a lot today haha. And don’t worry, I never let my dumbness, real or perceived, get me down. I may be dumb, but that’s a relative term. I’m dumb relative to what? What other people know. But others may be dumb to things that I know. I might’ve not learned much book smarts in…

Well then today you learned something new. Besides, knowledge and intelligence are two different things, and anyone can learn things. So don’t let perceived dumbness get you down.

Tell me more about how much less space it occupies....

She looks like she could use a burger. Or five.

I like that definition of intelligence. I’ll be sure to remember that. Thanks for your words Laokin.

You’ve given me a new hope that I thought was lost. Let me leave you with this — Intelligence isn’t WHAT YOU KNOW, but your propensity to want to know, and your will to make it happen. You’ve admitted to a poor education, but you are a very smart person — don’t let anyone take that from you, not even dick heads like…

Thanks Zzoyd. Like I said, I’m tryin. Luckily we live in an age where a lot of these things are just one google away, so I can make up for my shitty education with time. I just let life tell me what I need to know as I go along, and then look it up or ask someone to teach me.

Thank you, I appreciate that :) And yeah I’m not trolling I was being completely serious about everything I said.

Impressed if not trolling. Congratulations on being a good example of what everyone should strive to be — really does speak to your character. Bravo.

Yeah I’m an adult, a new adult but an adult, and I apologize. I will take the shame. I didn’t really learn much in grade school. I went to school in a poor area and it was not a very nice experience. I didn’t learn much there except how to pass the state test and talk my way out of getting jumped. I don’t even know…

I agree. I also know that a ton is a whole lot. That would have been enough to dissuade me from driving over that bridge. I probably would have looked at that sign, looked at my truck and say yeah, probably more than 6 tons. I know enough to know that trucks weigh a whole lot.

This is the dumbest comment I’ve ever read on Jalopnik, by a mile.

Perhaps you missed the part where other media outlets were already reporting on the subject?

Fact is that these asshats ARE continuing to make a bad name for riders, particularly those on sport bikes. Articles like this do not shine a negative light on riders, it shines a positive light. It’s those who aren’t reported…

I don’t often start off a comment like this but: what the fuck are you going on about?

This is among the top three dumbest things I’ve ever read on Kinja and I feel dumber for reading it.

It isn’t actually the delays that bothers me. It’s the lack of communication or clarity from the brand. They were all amped to have me come out and look at when they were over promising, but now only want to work with less skeptical, non-endemic media and don’t respond to questions.