Or, both. I’m going with both of those fine aforementioned attributes.

I’d love to see him wearing SCOTUS robes.

When someone has something worthwhile to say, I find it’s easier to understand when there are fewer typos.

Sean ~ the fact that they aren’t communicating with you (or anyone else) is a sign of some serious corporate malfeasance.

“how much could they less it for, etc.” — ?

My thought exactly. Not even going there ::shudder::

If you aren’t in the US then yes, you would use a metric weight. And 1 metric ton = 1000kg.

Your willingness to admit that you had a shitty education and there are things you don’t know as a result of that experience speaks well of your character. And that is much more important.

The common measurement uses the short ton. There would be many more accidents if someone decided to use a measurement that wasn’t customary.

Well, this gets to the real heart of the matter. You don’t know how many pounds in a ton? You should know, but good for you for admitting that you don’t. So, knowing that you don’t know and you’re driving that truck, do you go over the bridge? Therein lies the real stupidity.

Then she’ll have to learn to make change at Walmart. Or go back to high school.

It is. Technically the one you buy in the store (even the US flag, e.g.) is a “banner”, not a flag.

I got stopped recently and the first thing the nice man asked me after he had my license in hand and noticed the eyeglass restriction was, “Sir, are those prescription glasses?” (sunglasses). (NC)

Ultimately, but there’s some more milking to be done.

Well, the logical conclusion to your suggestion would be (aimed at the highly unapproachable African-American vote) R. Kelly, VP.

As a photographer, please pass along my compliments to the photographers. Great images!

Old bartender’s recipe for a hangover.

You’re not the only one that’s surprised.

“Jet A-1 is a kerosene grade of fuel suitable for most turbine engined aircraft. It is produced to a stringent internationally agreed standard, has a flash point above 38°C (100°F) and a freeze point maximum of -47°C.”

That and having to pay for your own meals.