Technically speaking that would be “morons”, as in nob, or dolt.

And a save on the beer!!!

Verry clever.

[pssst. . . “were”, not “was”: subjunctive mood. Otherwise, excellent. Carry-on.]

So, Tyler is now 10% destroyed?

Did you mean “principals”, or “principles”?

Yeah. ^This.

Is that a pink Lincoln (1964-ish?) that they are sitting on?

Played by Tom Cruise.

I don’t know if post WW ll US qualifies as a “normal” government, but you only have to look at the numbers of Nazis that purportedly booked passage and contributed to US technological and bundt cake baking to know that they had an impact on the technology and pastry sectors of the US economy. von Braun being the most…

He’s clearly having trouble with the concept. Judge. Courtroom. Legal and professional boundaries.

I have a serious question. Why do they all name their kids with names most people would use for their dogs?

I was about to say exactly that but it means so much more coming from the half-governor’s speech writer.

Did he type that with his elbows?

“Congratulations, you’re an F-35! You’re an underperforming waste of time and money, and everyone realizes you probably shouldn’t have existed in the first place.”

Borderline personality disorder resulting from a fractured relationship at a young age with her parents.

Is it a franchise?

#3 is a winner!

Yup. >1 year old, growth plates not closed. Really smart. Enjoy your vet bills.