I know this isn’t Shrek related but....I saw this image making rounds on Twitter and have been laughing for like an hour. No idea who created, wish I did.

So can we all agree that he must be a Brony, based on the fact that he has that pony’s quotes so readily available?

Amazing how many idiots can take time off from their jobs to do stupid shit like this, then worry that illegal immigrants are going to steal those same jobs that they’re not doing.

No worries Anna, I found a handy dandy dress code chart to make your life easier - just consult this before you leave your hotel room and you’re all set!

Plagiarism aside, for the short time I tuned into the RNC, I saw a note on the screen (CNN) that said Melania Trump worked with speech writers for 5-6 days on the speech.

Yeah, and I love how wondering if people back home respect what you did in the military transfers into a possible excuse for hitting your girlfriend.

Hey, speaking of weirdo photos ... Where is his daughter in the mirror??? And who is the boy who appears in the mirror but not the photo???? Demons? Crazy camera photos? Proof of extraterrestrial life? It’s hard to say.

I bet a lot of people on Kinja, and the Internet as a whole, know EXACTLY what happened.

“People who know me well know I’m a pretty basic guy. I’m a Christian, a conservative and a Republican, in that order.”

Listen, usstraights have been bombarded with unnecessary images of Trump’s sex life for a while now. It’s your turn now. Deal with it.

So much thrusting.

You could also use it as a weird cult identifier, like "young Jenny was cast from the fold when she appeared with a clam brand instead of the socially acceptable hot dog, it was clear she had been fraternizing with OTHERS"

I mean shit I’m embarrassed by how I acted at 27, I can’t imagine having to go all the way back to being a teen. Fuck!

Shit, do we all have to publicly start apologizing for what little assholes we were at 14? This is going to take a while...

With American civil liberty now on life support, you couldn’t really expect Newt to remain faithful to it.

That's what you get for asking Siri how to dispose of bodies

—the realization that there are two Americas, as well as the delusion that they’re are inherently separate from one another, complete with ideologies that never overlap