@mal.entropy: What is the "roll limit" on commercial aircraft? Seems like they'd only be able to hit the cockpit when it is banking heavily. More importantly, have you ever tried to aim a laser pointer? It shakes. Add a moving target at a distance and it doesn't add up.

this line would at least be used. The notion of a high-speed rail from Cincinnati to Cleveland is proof of government waste-thinking at its worst.

hardly immature. Immature is when Bart Simpson cranks Moe.

and while sitting IN the tub, you will most likely not notice this wonderful waste of electricity UNDER it. Stick to candles - by the side of the tub.

@fluidfilm: maybe the author is just a shameless AT&T pimp?

maybe when on the vacation, one should learn to unplug and relax! Seriously, how pathetically borg-like!

Maybe Al-Qaeda sleeper flocks did it?

@jbossart: Amen!

Jut happy to see Eliza Dushku isn't in the cast :-)

Mmmmm..... free goo....

and if it is gamma radiation.... we all becomes HULKS

I'd still take a handful of happy hippies over a groups of whiny, angst-ridden grungers...

So when can we get this imprinted on trucker mud-flaps? Granted, it is difficult to replace the Homer...

So is it:

Another victory for Janet Napolitano, Secretary of Homeland Security

Mr. Burns: "Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?"

@evan_r: Brilliant!

i am still surprised that janet napolitano didn't step-in as a voice of reason. after all her judgment towards homeland (in)security, it is amazing to think this happened on her watch. maybe she is just a hypocrite....

Not too worried about not having a newspaper as junk advertising snail-mail from AT&T/Apple will probably kill flies as easily.

Great article, but please, please don't say it could eat several humans for lunch! We don't need to fuel the delusions of creationists.