Sorry for wasting your time.

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“The Beasts with Two Backs”

I just thought I'd save the "writers" some trouble by providing a few options:

Don thought he was a character in "Fifty Shades of the Man in the Gray Flannel Suit." —but, instead, he pulled a Napoleon Boner-part, attempting to conquer and rule —and meeting his Waterloo in a French Provincial Hotel Bedroom. 

We thought the aliens hated us when we deciphered their lost book:  "Fuckin' Humans!"

To me, the song sequence introducing The Majestic looked like it was staged to be an "entertainment" —a sort of "Cirque du Solar System." 

For Immediate Release. —Or:  Take These Flowers, I’m Done With Them.

Fine commentary on a wonderful season, both by our stalwart critics and by so many of the AV Club's insightful readers…—so I'll just say this:  I'm in agreement with the great quality of this show.  However, I need to drop a single niggling complaint.

I think you've been drinking too much Thunderbird.

"Fifty Shades of Gerry" (?)

S that U, Edward G?  "Nyaaah!"

The Bible, "The Book of Eli" (2010)

"Later, at a diner, the SCDP team learns that Peggy’s pitch sold in the room."

That's how that witch describes being wet down there…

The show the AV Club SHOULD (retro)review is Canada's "DaVinci's Inquest."

Hi @avclub-6ca57d2774f04ac8acf3d2b10f0338f4:disqus .  Let me clarify what (I think) I meant.  In the episode before this one, when we watched Amador's kidnapping, stabbing, and eventual death —the circumstances were made "personal" and "accidental" enough that we didn't think of Philip and El as cold-blooded…

And where you'll always feel comfortable…UNDER COVERS.

I just wanted to mention something that’s kinda peripheral to tonight’s plot and themes and performances and shooting-style and direction (by Adam Arkin)…which I thought were all quite noteworthy —but which have probably already been talked about with insight and eloquence elsewhere in this thread.

Let us never forget Jesus' last words upon the Cross:  "It…is…Finn-ished."