"Let me show you what cyanide DOES TO YOU!!!"  —Removes false teeth and rotted-out cheek supports, poses for portrait by Edvard Munch.

"Let me show you what cyanide DOES TO YOU!!!"  —Removes false teeth and rotted-out cheek supports, poses for portrait by Edvard Munch.

Inzeption.

Inzeption.

CGI Zombie tidal waves (—tzunami? —toozombie?)!  God, this looks gametastically retardawful.

CGI Zombie tidal waves (—tzunami? —toozombie?)!  God, this looks gametastically retardawful.

After the 20-minute mark, I think I was too pissed-off to be bored.

After the 20-minute mark, I think I was too pissed-off to be bored.

"The name's Traut. Ermantraut."

"The name's Traut. Ermantraut."

More dimwittery:  THE DUMB-DUMB BULLETS:  That is, the shrapnel in Bond's shoulder that is clearly fucking up his shooting precision…—but rather than going to a doctor, EVER, to have it removed —he does it himself with a pocket knife!  (Lucky bullets don't ever penetrate too deeply or go THROUGH things in this movie…

More dimwittery:  THE DUMB-DUMB BULLETS:  That is, the shrapnel in Bond's shoulder that is clearly fucking up his shooting precision…—but rather than going to a doctor, EVER, to have it removed —he does it himself with a pocket knife!  (Lucky bullets don't ever penetrate too deeply or go THROUGH things in this movie…

Yeah.  Unfortunately, I spent $8.50 to sit in THIS spoiler section:  The audience of my nearest theater.

Yeah.  Unfortunately, I spent $8.50 to sit in THIS spoiler section:  The audience of my nearest theater.

Liked for "Thants."  ("Look Around You" was one of my fave shows!)

Liked for "Thants."  ("Look Around You" was one of my fave shows!)

I keep waiting for the time when the coroner is gonna open up an adjacent body drawer —and slide out a full self-serve buffet.

I keep waiting for the time when the coroner is gonna open up an adjacent body drawer —and slide out a full self-serve buffet.

A-?  Well, then please allow my retort:

A-?  Well, then please allow my retort: